where am i from again
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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