Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
