whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Farmville is her only friend.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
