apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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