Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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