So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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