Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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