So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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