To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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