Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Naked. naked and bneed help.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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