she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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