We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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