It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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