idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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