We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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