so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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