some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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