How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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