You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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