she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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