playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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