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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Oh god it's open bar.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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