How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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