That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.