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(586): View more from Michigan

You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.

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You're ridiculous

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Your hot

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(586): You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here. (248): You're ridiculous (586): Your hot http://tfl.nu/tqwg

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(212): View more from New York

we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady

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(212): we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady http://tfl.nu/of3l

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(1-917): View more from New York City

you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

(917): View more from New York City

oh thats it?

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(1-917): you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around... (917): oh thats it? http://tfl.nu/beq9

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.

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(503): I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best. http://tfl.nu/fuew

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x

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(+44): Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x http://tfl.nu/rt6u

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(631): View more from New York

Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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(631): Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick. http://tfl.nu/pj3f

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(217): View more from Illinois

Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights

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(217): Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights http://tfl.nu/27p8

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(714): View more from California

if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.

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(714): if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed. http://tfl.nu/eogf

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(512): View more from Texas

When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man

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(512): When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man http://tfl.nu/fxmb

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(516): View more from New York

That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it

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(516): That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it http://tfl.nu/ocmo

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.

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(910): Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse. http://tfl.nu/i97p

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.

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(201): My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now. http://tfl.nu/1l2n

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(817): View more from Texas

I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.

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(817): I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE. http://tfl.nu/yalr

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(913): View more from Kansas

You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.

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(913): You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic. http://tfl.nu/rxwg

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(253): View more from Washington

don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor

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(253): don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor http://tfl.nu/wvuf

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