She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
