I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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