guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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