Don't you send me to vm
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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