Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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