so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
im on a boat
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