how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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