There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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