they need to just BURY HIM!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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