Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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