how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
