My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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