so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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