he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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