do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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