Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The uberlube is also flammable
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize