Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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