one two three fourrrrnication!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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