I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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