I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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