Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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