i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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