i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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