Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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