New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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