Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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