What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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