It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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