Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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it's like iHOP with fire
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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